This guy is the bomb:

Articulat0r17: i heard your dad got a splinter while working in the ghetto farming tofu lowriders, bikes that is, in an asain mans hut. This asian man of course was Tae Kwon Doe commonly known as Kung Fu Joe. This is the man that invented the ice cream truck axel and later went out to fly without wings( yes that is a line in a song but back off bitch) As stated in my conclusion the Harper theory on Frog genetics is not only infrognarebly delicate but inconclusive upon examnization with the stethascope. The stethoscope that was used by OJ Simpson to defeat the giant Sand Worm Monster known as MAckilanie. Now can we please pour out some malt liquor. I have to go trim the fishnet that i call my pubic hairs.
synidebass: no
synidebass: do not paste me mad libs
Session Close (Articulat0r17): Sun May 22 19:15:23 2005

Session Start (synidebass:Articulat0r17): Sun May 22 19:15:25 2005
Articulat0r17: what are libs?
synidebass: that thing you just pasted
synidebass: was a freaking mad lib
synidebass: lame, so plz no
Articulat0r17: no i actuallly just made that up
Articulat0r17: im offended you thought that wasnt my own work
Articulat0r17: you can lick the bubbles off my freshly soaped penis
articulat0r17: I hope you get cancer you fuckin douche. You thought my shit was a mad lib. The last two hours ive been searching for the deffinition of a mad lib and im truely dumbfounded. You are a bastard and I hope youchoke on a mound of cheese nips, and while your choking a sea cucumber burrows in your ass layin millions of eggs to errupt out of your pea hole. Singing American Pie by Madonna
synidebass: oh
synidebass: well
synidebass: you know what
articulat0r17: what
articulat0r17: you gonna warn me
articulat0r17: oh no!
synidebass: i hope, NAY PRAY TO THE LORD BAGODI, that the last dying breath of your feeble carcass is wasted begging me for mercy, as i begin to begin THE WRATH of a hundred crying souls.
synidebass: would you like to know what the wrath entails?
articulat0r17: yes
synidebass: it starts with a tiny pinch
synidebass: on the back of your neck
articulat0r17: kiss of the dragon?
synidebass: it feels a little bit like a loved one, telling you a sweet nothing
synidebass: but soon begins to grow more and more painful
articulat0r17: kind of like a big poo?
synidebass: until youre turning around screaming “hey bitch, that hurts”
synidebass: but before you can even get the words out, you see the fate that is about to be sealed upon you
articulat0r17: I do that when I poo, i scream at my asshole
synidebass: a thousand crawling tentacles aiming just for you, waiting for the moment that you shit you pants
synidebass: then when the pants are shitted
synidebass: they collect the feces
synidebass: and proceed to feed it to you
articulat0r17: will they shave my balls also?
articulat0r17: because I need that done
synidebass: no, but your dog comes up and barks at the wrath
synidebass: he then proceeds to shave your dogs balls
articulat0r17: and his balls are shaved?
synidebass: WITH HIS OWN PAWS
articulat0r17: shaving cream?
articulat0r17: i dont want him to get razor burn
synidebass: after the pup is digested, the feces is then used as a shaving cream, and applied to your balls
synidebass: so just when you think yoj may be getting the special treatment
synidebass: the balls of you are crushed
articulat0r17: is there any coloring dye added? Like a purple dye?
synidebass: by a whisper from the wraths anal cavity
articulat0r17: well good thing im half jewish
synidebass: ill tell you more later, ive got to work on some stuff
articulat0r17: sounds good, write with your toes its more fun
articulat0r17: GG TTYL!
synidebass: L8 M8
Session Close (articulat0r17): Sun May 22 23:15:01 2005

Session Start (synidebass:articulat0r17): Mon May 23 13:36:35 2005
articulat0r17: GUess what, i just knittted a pair of socks with the left eyebrow of bob saget
Session Close (articulat0r17): Mon May 23 14:07:19 2005

Session Start (synidebass:Articulat0r17): Tue May 24 23:00:56 2005
[23:00] Articulat0r17: yeah well boat shoes do come in maroon loser
Session Close (Articulat0r17): Tue May 24 23:31:31 2005

Session Start (synidebass:Articulat0r17): Sun May 29 00:54:38 2005
[00:54] Articulat0r17: may I knit you a blanket?
[00:54] Articulat0r17: and the set my fart on fire?
Session Close (Articulat0r17): Sun May 29 14:15:53 2005

[02:02] Articulat0r17: see most people would be asleep at 3 in the morning
[02:02] Articulat0r17: me…no
[02:02] Articulat0r17: im up working my Synide shrine
[02:02] Articulat0r17: can I have a lock of your hair?
[02:02] synidebass: pubic only
[02:03] Articulat0r17: i was gonna ask for those but I diddnt want to sound rude
[02:04] Articulat0r17: alright one of the candles is burning faster than I wish. I have to go triangulate the left diagnal to make sure it burns correctly so that the atmosphere is matched to the one on your patio
[02:04] Articulat0r17: then im going to go sketch you face with a peice of shit I stole from your toilet when you werent looking
[02:05] synidebass: my air conditioner is empowererd with the body of christ

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